I figure if you've found yourself reading this article, that you also belong to the Straight, Sparse Lash Club. It's an official place where those of us with dead straight eyelashes gather to discuss the mascaras we hate, and the lash technicians we love.
I am pretty much the chairwoman of this club, given my lashes are so straight that they can't be seen unless you're looking at my side profile.
Lash lifts are a regular service in my beauty routine every 8-10 weeks, and I had a recent addiction to lash extensions which I had to ween myself off after three refills. Honestly, who can afford to have their extensions refilled every two weeks?!
*I was kidding about the club but someone should really start one.